Sexy PV Week: AKB48
All right, guys. This is it. The big one. Over the past week, I have gone through sexy PV after sexy PV but now we have finally reached the end. The final PV that I personally consider to be the...
View ArticleExploring the Museum of the Future
Much like Dante emerged from Hell and into a tranquil sea of stars, I shall emerge from the fanservice of Sexy PV Week and into a PV review of the glorious Trinity that is Perfume! Okay, maybe calling...
View ArticleCherry Blossoms Bloom in Passpo's New Single
Wow, the last time I reviewed anything by Passpo was way back in October! What the hell has happened to them since then? Well... I thought about reviewing the album they released back in November but I...
View ArticleSo Long to Musical Creativity for AKB48
All right, I know I said that I haven't had the heart to review AKB48's latest single, So Long. Well, that's changed. Mainly because I am in a rant-y mood and there's nothing I love more to rant about...
View ArticleDoraemon + Perfume = Mirai no Museum
You know, Perfumania is kind of like Christmas in that it's totally awesome but can't last forever. And now Perfumania is yet again coming to an end as I review Mirai no Museum in its entirety. You...
View ArticleTime Capsule Reviews: Spice
Well, now that I've reviewed Mirai no Museum's PV and the entire single, finally I can get to my monthly Time Capsule Review! Just to refresh you guys on just what a Time Capsule Review is, it's when I...
View ArticleNia's State of the Wonderland - March 2013
YES! We're finally done with my least favorite month of the year! I can't stand February; I know it's short but man does it feel long. Or maybe that's just because starting today... I'M ON SPRING...
View ArticleHow I Got into Idols
Well, while everyone's talking about how they became wotas, why don't I join this little blogger campfire and pitch in my own story of how I got into idols?I swear I won't talk about Perfume as much as...
View ArticleThis Celebration Doesn't Feel Very Asian...
Now that spring break is over and I have to return to the world of the socially active, why not do what I do best and review a PV that's been out for awhile that I should have reviewed sooner?Sorry...
View ArticleDoes BiSimulation Live Up to PPCC?
Well, March has come, spring break has ended, Nia's getting off her lazy butt and writing stuff, and Wakisaki Yurika aka Wacky will be graduating from BiS. How many times has the group lineup changed...
View ArticleKyary Learns the Ways of the Ninja
Has a day really come when I like a Kyarypamyupamyu release better than a Perfume release? I'm afraid it has, readers. As much as I hate to admit it... I like Ninjari Bang Bang better than Mirai no...
View ArticleBrainstorming Why Kimi Sae Ireba Nani mo Iranai Exists
No seriously, why? Is there anyone out there who feels like if this song was never released, Morning Musume as we know it now would be incomplete?Was there a problem UFP had with Brainstorming? Did...
View ArticleOpen the Neo Stargate
Well, it's finally happened. I guess in my heart, I always had the feeling that this day would come. In hindsight... it was quite inevitable really. I tried to fight it, I really did. But in the end,...
View ArticlePerfume to Hold a Collaboration Tour? SWEET!
Quick! Answer this question! What do Perfume, Kazuyoshi Saito, Okuda Tamio, and Maximum the Hormone have in common? NOTHING! Except that they are all now apparently collaborating in a concert tour with...
View ArticleYay?
So. Morning Musume is holding auditions for their 12th Generation. I would have probably written about this sooner but honestly, I'm not really that excited about it. Lack of excitement about news...
View ArticleCrazy, Perfect C-ute
Well, it's nice to know that Tsunku has learned his lesson and realized that Kono Machi was a snore of a single! Surely that meant the follow-up single would be CRAZY! Absolutely and totally crazy!...
View ArticleKara Says Bye Bye to Happy Days
I wonder if the "happy days" mentioned in the title is a metaphor for Kara's relevance in Japan? I kid, I kid but I do wonder how well this single is going to sell, especially after the rather...
View ArticleThe Cash Cow Goes "Moo" (and Nia Goes "UGH")
Well Aki-P, I think this time around you have truly outdone yourself in making the most pointlessly complicated effort to milk more cash out of AKB48!Akimoto Yasushi in duck form.I mean, wow. I just......
View ArticlePerfume's Releasing ANOTHER Single!?
Have I landed in some alternate universe where Perfume actually announces new singles at a reasonable time!? Someone hold me while I swoon!What a pleasant surprise! I can't believe that Perfume has...
View ArticleTime Capsule Reviews: Vitamin Drop
Ah, there's no better way to end the month than with another Time Capsule Review, that one review of the month in which I review an old PV by Perfume! And when I say old PV, I mean an old Perfume PV!...
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